grawly:

THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE PANCAKES WITH TWO AND A HALF CUPS OF SUGAR

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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"Broom Broom"

When I’m in my mum’s car (via mens-rights-activia)

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Anonymous said: Both

Which would you rather pierce if you could only afford one piercing?

Anonymous said: Right

Interesting, you’re the 3rd person out of about 18 that have answered their right tit

Anonymous said: Left

My personal favourite

#teamlefttit

Anonymous said: For me, the left one

Ayyy

#teamlefttit

Anonymous said: the upside down tit

I think you should go see a doctor and get that tit checked

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